Last night we were driving home after seeing "The Hard Nut" (enjoyed greatly by fourth grader Iris uber Alles and me; first grader Lola wanted to leave early. I myself could watch fifty-something, paunchy Mark Morris dance forever; that man is magic). Somehow the Sober Husband brought up the subject of Arthur Kade, who exercises the kind of fascination over me that a maggot-ridden corpse would for a small boy with a stick.
The Sober Husband (who has not even read Arthur Kadyshes' stupid website or watched his maddening videos) opined that Arthur Kade is a genius and an artist, a performance artist.
"No! He's not! He is for real!" squawked Iris (also an Arthur love/hater) and me.
"You're just saying that because of Sacha Baron Cohen and the Borat movie, but Arthur's for real," I said.
"Yes, Daddude, a guy from 'Philadelphia' magazine followed him around for a couple of days, and he's for real!" Iris said very earnestly, but her father was not to be dissuaded.
"He is an artist. He makes me think of Andy Kaufman." [There followed a long, squabbly and emotional debate, where I called Andy Kaufman "a comedic genius" and the Sober Husband called him "a horrible person who shouldn't be on TV." So why, if the Sober Husband dislikes Andy Kaufman so much, was he comparing Arthur Kade, whom he proclaimed to be a genius and an artist, to him?].
The Sober Husband would not back down on this issue, and he grew loud and animated. "Look at you. You're torqued because I called Arthur Kade an artist and a genius. That proves he is. He has such a powerful effect on you. I can't believe calling him an artist torques you like that."
"Ummm, Daddude, can you focus on driving? I hate to say it, but you are waving your hands around, and the car is moving around," said Iris worriedly. It was true. The car was weaving as the Sober Husband, with shining eyes, gestured and ranted about Arthur's genius and artistry.
"I am going to be really torqued if you get into an accident because you are calling Arthur Kade a genius and comparing him to Andy Kaufman. I will be laughed off The Lego Wig," I said very firmly.
"Why is that called 'the Lego Wig'?"
"Because Arthur got this really bad free haircut from his stepmother, and someone posted on his blog, 'Arthur, you appear to be wearing a wig made from Legos', and everyone thought that was funny."
Iris laughed uproariously. A wig made from Legos! We were all able to join together, for a moment of pretend harmony, in ridiculing Arthur's hair.
5 comments:
for the SH, an obvious genius, to think this guy is in any way a genius is pretty ironic. i'd venture to say iris has more smarts and social skills than that cyber-fauxster.
side note - i watched a video of the SH talking and now all your conversations come with audio in my head.
Soon enough he'll have a reality show (Ar-Kade) and we'll realize it was a long, drawn-out ploy from some network. And he's obviously gay, not that it matters, but all the obsession with women? gay gay gay
And don't forget about the "NY Times Bestselling Book" he is "authoring", Madeleine! Oy vey.
I want to quote your post in my blog. It can?
And you et an account on Twitter?
nice post. thanks.
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