Wednesday, October 06, 2010

I bring the cats

The Sober Husband and the children were shouting at me, as I got dressed, brushed my teeth, washed my face, and put on make-up, that I needed to check out a website about "purrsonals." "It's for crazy cat people to meet each other!"

"I'm not single," I said suspiciously.

"I thought you'd like to check it out anyway," said the Sober Husband. "You know, connect with other cat people."

I contended that it sounded too much like a dating site and noted that it was creepy for my own spouse to send me towards one. Additionally, "even if I were single," I said firmly, "I don't think I'd want to hook up with another cat person. I think it is safe to say that I have enough cats to go around." I paused. "Wouldn't you agree," I asked the Sober Husband, "that in our relationship, I bring the cats? Don't you think I adequately supply enough cats for any two people?"

2 comments:

M said...

LOL!

I think there are different kinds of cat persons. I am the kind of cat person who wants to ake in all the strays. whereas, my awesome partner LOVES cats but knows better. so I think as long as you have no more than one "wants to take in all the strays" cat person in a relationship, you're good.

also, LOL "purrsonals"!

NonymousGoatsePants said...

Cat People