Meandering anecdotes and an occasional incisive comment, courtesy of an overeducated, feminist former-professional, who is continually outsmarted by her overly-gifted children and genius spouse and who seeks refuge in books, cocktails, and the occasional Xanax.
Tuesday, March 06, 2012
mother's little helper
In the grocery store today, I mused, "What else do we need?" Sweet little Lola murmured solicitously, "Gin? Do we have enough gin?"
The findings weren't suprising to me. Seeds from the same pumpkin were used for the experiement and each plant received the same amount of water and light. read full story
3 comments:
My kids check the freezer for acceptable levels of vodka.
My 8yo wrote a story about finding a pot of gold at school on Monday. He said he was going to buy a dog and name it Scotch.
I guess it's better than if he had named it Boobies.
The findings weren't suprising to me. Seeds from the same pumpkin were used for the experiement and each plant received the same amount of water and light. read full story
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