Meandering anecdotes and an occasional incisive comment, courtesy of an overeducated, feminist former-professional, who is continually outsmarted by her overly-gifted children and genius spouse and who seeks refuge in books, cocktails, and the occasional Xanax.
Thursday, December 19, 2013
driving with Baby
My love affair with my Mini Cooper, a.k.a. "Baby", continues. Yesterday I admonished the children to speak respectfully of her. "Her? 'Baby' is a girl?" asked Iris as she got into the car. Buckling her seatbelt, Iris turned to me, obviously making a great effort to keep a straight face. "Where are Baby's genitals?" she asked with great faux seriousness.
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But genitals do not make a gender. Baby can define her gender however she wants, and her preferred pronouns should be used.
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